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Sacked By Starbucks of the Day: Christopher Cristwell, a Starbucks barista who gained minor Internet fame when his (sNSFW) “Starbucks Rant Song” went mildly viral, “was fired in the middle of his shift” yesterday, according to Starbucks Gossip.

“In a way, I did [Starbucks] a favor,” he told the site. “I saw this as the only way those of us on the lowest rungs of the ladder can make any changes. They obviously didn’t see me as a threat because they let me work for a week since my first meeting with human resources.”

On the bright side, looks like someone has plenty of fuel for their “Starbucks Rant Song” sequel.

[sbg / boingboing.]

I’D LJIKE TO DEDICATE THIS SONG TO MY NEGUS YELLACAKE

i mean, uhh… Treacher!

LOL@ fired in the middle of his shift. That would never happen.

omg 1:15 wasa my life. and also, yes, we will put whip in the middle if your drink doesnt fill the cup. hey, i dont work there anymore! this song reminded me why.

(Source: thedailywhat)

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    this song song speaks the truth of being a barista!
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    Christopher Cristwell, a Starbucks barista who gained minor Internet fame when his (sNSFW) “Starbucks Rant Song” went...
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    omg 1:15 wasa my life. and also, yes, we will put whip in the middle if your drink doesnt fill the cup. hey, i dont work...
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    LOL@ fired in the middle of his shift. That would never happen.
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    our new anthem at work. So accurate.
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    OH. MY. GAWSHH. well, i could do without the language but i swear i totally agree with over half of what he says, SOOOO...
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    Pretty spot on
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    too bad he got fired. this is what every barista really wants to say.
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