February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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stabbed myself in the thumb with a blunt needle. and now it itches. and i want to post my etsy stuff but i am pausing my shop for a couple weeks cuz, ya know, im getting married! and my fiance is working extra hard this week and i havent seen him for 2 days and i am so moped about it. im particularly moped because i know in 2 weeks it wont be like that anymore, but i just want to get there...
Watchaffectionateanarchy:
karbarkalediscope:
graham-bailey:
The Obama Show: Tune in next week when Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, drops by.
can’t. breathe.
my abs hurt from tryna hold in the laffs
i love the reunions now. LOVE THEM.
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praisethelorde:
agradschoolbreakup:
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Trap Lifestyle: Finally saw the Super Sayian Kid... →
khrispkream:
Lil nigga actually spoke truth kicked based legendary knowledge
I didnt laugh cuz I too am a super sayian and beleive
Im lyin
Maybe it didnt work cuz he played Goku Super Sayian 3 theme not 1
cant just jump levels like that
I caught a glimpse of blonde
Where’s his parents?
Maybe…
he coulda been a motivational speaker if he didnt try to turn his dumb self into a...
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Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic mishegas the Republicans were up to this week.
On the one hand, I hope Amy returns to Weekend Update more often. On...
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