May 2013
Question
danipants369:
How do you post a gif on here?
If u are on your computer you can right click copy it and paste it.
rosalie124:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Very accurate
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
solluxforpresident:
doctor-pippy:
At Dairy Queen, there are those ice cream popsicles called Dilly Bars, right? Well, when my sister was 6 we went to Dairy Queen and she places her order.
She asked for a Dildo Bar and the cashier just stared at her in horror.
Big Areolas are Better!: Hey tumblr: →
djcagedbird:
brandos:
violentprojectilebile:
Explain how you can flip your shit at a white Khan in the new star trek movie but we are not allowed to complain about a black James Bond.
Go on. The Caveat is that I will take your arguement, flip it as cleanly as possible and see if it doesn’t turn into a stinking pile of shit.
So here we go: Explain how it’s not ok to change an established...
3oz:
studies show that there really aint nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
pinktokki:
so i did some math
yahoo bought tumblr for 1.1 billion
and there’s roughly more than 110 million blogs on tumblr
we’re all worth less than $10 oh god i thought we were worth so much more
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:
Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
He said rape happens for a reason.
When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate...
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
itsexclusive:
Remember that episode of King of the hill where Nancy had slept with Dale and was worried about how that was gonna affect her 20 year affair with John Redcorn.
malcolmsex:
Kanye West x Trent Reznor
I’m not the only one seeing this.
DJ BABY BOK CHOY!!!
Menorah the explorer.
wtfthinprivilege:
White people who think they’re being negatively affected by affirmative action