He was number 1.
He’s my brother.
He was number 1.
He’s my brother.
letting out a fart discreetly in class
Feminism is having a wardrobe malfunction.
Does your brand of feminism remove barriers for women, or simply move them around? Does is expand options for women, or does it just shift them? You don’t liberate women by forcing them to choose option B instead of option A. What is comfortable for you might not be comfortable for someone else, and it’s entirely possible that what you see as oppressive, other women find comfortable or even downright liberating.
Before you think the girl in the middle is a strawman, let me tell you I used to be her, back in my misguided youth. I considered myself the standard to which other people should adhere. But that was stupid. It’s not up to me to tell people how to dress, and it’s much nicer to let everyone choose for themselves.
Some women would feel naked without a veil. Some women would find it restrictive. Some women would feel restricted by a bra. Some women would feel naked without one. Some women would feel restricted by a tight corset. Others love them. Some wear lots of clothes with a corset. Some only wear the corset and nothing else. What makes any article of clothing oppressive is someone forcing you to wear it. And it’s just as oppressive to force someone not to wear something that they want to wear.
Can’t believe she had to openly talk about this all the time. No wonder she’s fucked up.
i’m telling you guys… read that rolling stone article “the tragedy of britney spears”
“…she is intelligent enough to understand what the world wanted of her: that she was created as a virgin to be deflowered before us, for our amusement and titillation. She is not ashamed of her new persona — she wants us to know what we did to her.”
The bolded part. Oh my god the bolded part.
That smile is an angry smile.
Did not imagine my day would begin with me crying over Brittany Spears.
Those questions used to piss me off. Why is it anyone’s business? I wish her parents had taught her how to answer those questions.
That mop has fabulous hair
this is my favorite thing today.
Ron Funches - "I saw a horrible thing recently."
hoverboards have arrived!
DUDE HOLY SHIT THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Praying that this is real, pleeeaaaasssseeee
How to put on Jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
No. Fuck this. You have got to be bullshitting me somehow. I will find out, there is no goddamn way.
Fuck snakes, man.
This is literally hours ago
Snakes are demons.
I fucking love snakes.
Fucking Australia man…WTF??
Aus is Jurassic park.
(Source: The Huffington Post)
I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit